Hey!
Spira’s been gone for awhile. What are people saying about me? Do they miss Spira? I know I do… Spira’s been staying busy though. You wouldn’t believe how clean my house is. It’s driving Larry nuts! He prefers general chaos and disorder. Sometimes I wonder if he appreciates how expensive his dog food is. You can’t just walk into a Wal-Mart and get this stuff! It’s free-range, organic and I think it even has quinoa in it.
Are people ready for Spira’s return? I bet they miss Spira hitting them… People tell me all the time that it’s very motivating and inspirational. Also, I haven’t run laps or done push-ups in awhile. I should get on that.
See you soon, punk!
Spira
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