Spira’s Diary: March 10, 2016

Dear Diary,

Did you hear about this?  I can’t even believe it!  I was always a little bit offended when they didn’t ask Spira to be the Most Interesting Man in the World, because many people have told me that I am the most interesting person they have ever met.  Is now my chance for redemption?  Do you think they would cast a member of the Tribe?  Spira is giddy like a schoolgirl… I’m waiting by the phone.

I don’t want to sound like a broken record, but are you aware of what day tomorrow is?  It is going to be so on.  Two drinks at Gino’s, then band practice in the basement.  Do you even know?  There will be texts.  I’ve been encouraged to “scale up my social media presence to meet the demand of my fans”.  What does that even mean?  Should we connect on Friendster and then launch a GeoCities page?  You kids with your sustainably-sourced RSS feeds…

See you in the funny papers!

Spira