Dear Diary,
You’ve missed me, I know. I’m not sorry though, Spira’s been busy! He’s got a fancy new pad in the city! He’s got a new job working with Katie! He’s got a new Netflix special dropping next month! One of those isn’t true, but I can’t say more than that… You understand. Many NDAs have been signed.
Have you been watching the Jeopardy lately? Who does this Ken Jennings guy think he is? He’s not better than me. He’s lucky they won’t let Spira on the show. Why, you ask? I don’t have time to explain in detail, but Spira and Trebek have a checkered past! I don’t want to tell tales out of school, but Trebek owes me some money and it’ll take more than a Daily Double to make up for all the interest and late fees. Let’s just say that our Canadian friend doesn’t know much about the ponies, if you catch Spira’s drift.
That’s all for now, Diary. You’re a sweet kid. Thanks for holding down the fort while Spira was busy keeping the world safe for chicanery!
Toodles!
Spira
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