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Category: Spira’s Words
Spira doesn’t do FaceTime…
I just want absolute power. That’s all.
Do you think that people in the year 1209 walked around and thought, ”This is a long time ago.”?
You can’t have everything… Where would you put it?
“If you love Spira, set him free. if he doesn’t come back it means there’s an 80’s night somewhere.”
Tom Spira is the greatest threat to American freedoms, both on this planet, and across the known universe. –Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Some accounts are like bread, sometimes you just have to leave them alone and let them rise.
Dude… Spira’s hip, fly, dope and down… with the kids and the MTV and the MP3 files… He knows what’s up…
We pursue that which retreats from us…
To err is human, to forgive is just not Spira’s style.
The third time’s the charm… but that only applies to people who fail the first two times.
You remember what Lenin said, “Spira is the opiate of the masses!”
I’m sorry, man… It’s a Spira thing.
Then I sold my wife to the black market…
Are we the only ones who know about this?!
Do you think I’m losing my hair?
Look…maybe Spira doesn’t eat at Ivy or live on Hollywood Blvd….but he knows that the industry fails without his input…
Don’t try to Spotify Spira…
Punk!