No one knows the exact details of the origins of Spira. After all, how could one sufficiently explain the genesis of such greatness? Most scholars agree that Spira was born in the region where the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers meet, the area thought to have been the location of the Garden of Eden. Raised by the fiercest of wolves, Spira grew strong and resourceful. At the age of four he could climb a tall tree and roll his own cigarettes. Legend has it that a six-year-old Spira left his ancestral home, on foot, and travelled across Asia to Cambodia, where he attended Kindergarten with Pol Pot. Spira taught him to play chess.