Dear Diary,
Spira is confused. I’m feeling bloated and am retaining water… I’m happy and sad and frustrated all at the same time. Is there a term for this condition? If so, can they name it after Spira? Are there royalties involved? There are so many questions…
Spira needs a plan for the Super Bowl. Should I hunker down in the basement with Larry, or see if I can lock down a booth at Gino’s? If I go with Gino’s, I need to roll at least ten deep. Spira demands respect…
Also, what is with the kids today and surfing in Cyberspace with the organic WiFis and the free-range gluten-free social media? Spira doesn’t get it.
Best Regards,
Spira