Dear Diary,
Listen, Spira’s not going to name names, but there’s some shenanigans going on today! Tomfoolery, shady business, underhanded dealings, you know the drill… Someone’s trying to take what belongs to Spira and it’s not gonna fly!
I don’t need to tell you what happens when someone double-crosses Spira. They hit the bricks, they get the business, they get a mouth full of Chiclets! These nefarious ne’er-do-wells haven’t seen the last of one Thomas Q. Spira!
Who do they think they’re kidding? This isn’t a game to Spira! I might play fast and loose with the rules, but only when I’m out on the town, ya dig? Spira plays chess, not checkers. Come get some.
Love,
Spira