Hey Kids!
Spira’s back on the clock and ready to rock – can you even believe it?! You’re lucky I decided to come back. Do you even know? Spira had offers. They wanted me to come to Guam to star in Back to the Future IV. Wait – am I allowed to talk about that? It’s happening, but you didn’t hear it from Spira…
How are your folks doing? Spira tried to friend them on AIM, but it didn’t work. Maybe your ISDN connection is timing out, or perhaps your GeoCities page is down for maintenance? Spira has no time for such foolishness. Fax me your resume, and I’ll see what I can do for you.
Larry has been watching Seinfeld on Hulu, and Spira can’t keep up. What’s up with this Kramer guy? Does he think he’s better than Spira? Someone needs to teach him a lesson… Spira knows a guy.
Until next time,
Spira
