Dear Diary,
It’s supposed to snow tonight. Are you even serious? Spira is not ready for this. To make matters worse, the Weather Channel is reporting a “wintry mix”. What does that even mean? It sounds so playful and fun, but in reality it means that you can’t see while you’re driving and you accidentally end up in your neighbor’s lawn, and they’re still upset with Spira about the whole thing two years later.
On the bright side IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! It’s Friday Night and anything can (and will) happen to Spira tonight. I might hop on a gondola and visit my old friends in Guam. I could teach the local neighborhood children how to replace a blown fuse. I might surprise The Stonemason and show up in the middle of his date tonight! In all seriousness, I’ll most likely go to Gino’s with my friends and sit at every seat at the bar. John will be so mad! Then I shall retire to the basement with Larry, where I will consume High Life and berate Ryan Taylor with text messages that become increasingly nonsensical as the night goes on! He loves it. He was so normal when I met him… Poor kid.
Well, sports fans, that’s all for tonight. Stay frosty! (no pun intended)
Spira
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