Dear Diary,
You know what tomorrow is, don’t you? It’s so obvious… Do you get it now?
Spira is burning down the house! I don’t care if it’s Tuesday night, Spira likes to get down, he likes to party. Which reminds me, how soon is now? Spira has been wondering. He has a one-way ticket to Partytown and he isn’t missing this train, buddy! There’s something in the air tonight, Spira can sense it. Things can only get better, Spira is an optimist! Friday night is coming up, and you know what that means. It is on, much like Donkey Kong! It’s Friday, dear Diary, and I’m in love. Spira is the owner of a lonely heart. Did you know that we’re swingers? Spira is learning to fly and to stand in the place where he works. Spira doesn’t get money for nothing, he earns his keep! Come on, Eileen! Spira has so many more jokes, but he’ll save them for later… Get it? Oh man, it’s a sin…
Sussudio!
Spira