Spira sees what is going on in the world and has stayed out of politics since he returned from the USSR in the late 40’s. But with the state of things, Spira feels he should get involved. Consider this Spira’s official announcement for his 2020 presidential candidacy because who is better than Spira? NO ONE!
It’s so obvious! Spira can’t believe he hasn’t thought of this before.
Spira can’t sit idle anymore – what if the man tries regulate the organic wifi phenomenon? How will Spira find out when the English Beat is coming to town?
Spira has to become the man to straighten these guys out – it’s all run on ball bearings anyway.
Does this mean Spira will have to disclose his financials? How will he keep his ties with the Greek mob and offshore bank accounts hidden from the American public? This isn’t Russia.
Spira is going to need that money he lent you to get this campaign off the ground and may need help from Busse with the Active Directory. Bang Zoom!
Stay Frosty…