Spira’s Diary: January 16, 2017

Dear Diary,

It is so on!  Well, not like right now, but it will be!  Soon!  As you know, Spira likes to get out of here during the harsh Chicago winters.  Cold and snow are for squares, and Spira isn’t into that.  I need sunlight, beaches, and babes.  We are a desert people, after all.  Once again, I will be making the annual pilgrimage to the land of my people: Miami Beach.  Aren’t you excited for me?

Are you even aware of what is in store for Spira there?  The hotel has a bar called “The Martini Room”!  Come on!  Also, for the first time ever, Spira will be welcoming a travel companion on his voyage to the Motherland.  You’re very jealous, I know.  Spira did not arrive at this decision lightly.  After analyzing all of the applications, there was a lengthy interview process, which included rigorous physical and intellectual testing.  I also factored in intangibles such as: Moxie, Interpersonal Savvy and Spira Acumen.  It was brutal, but I’m confident that I made the right decision.

What? You think I’m going to tell you who won right now?  Yeah right!  Spira knows how to keep people coming back to the old weblog.  Stay tuned using your gluten-free bluetooth devices!

TTFN,

Spira

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