Dear Diary,
Am I losing my hair? I know it’s hard to see, because I’m so tall, but Spira’s feeling insecure. Roy is always talking about how bald guys are subject to rampant discrimination, but that never happens to Spira! What the heck?
Spira’s got money on the Super Bowl, kids. I know a guy who knows a guy in the equipment room. Those balls are getting inflated to the max! Brady won’t be able to hold onto the ball and Lynch will be in Beast Mode all day, baby! Spira says Seahawks 56, Patriots 13. Don’t even get me started on the prop bets…
Bang! Zoom!
Spira