Dear Diary,
Remember that time Spira pulled you out of that foxhole in Nam? You never saw it coming! You owe Spira, big-time.
Daniel isn’t here today so Spira is doing what he wants. I’m calling foreign citizens of war-torn countries and helping them make investments right here in the US of A! They just emailed me, out of the blue, asking for help. Can you believe it?! They must have seen my website. Spira gets a 20% cut of $10.5 mil… I could buy a jetski!
What should I do about Alex? She’s been disappointing Spira lately. It all started when she stopped going to Gino’s… I need some Spira Thinking Time. That means I’m off to West Egg to ponder the mysteries of life over some sausage links!
Yours Truly,
Spira