Dear Diary,
Minecraft is for losers… You don’t get to kill anybody or blow stuff up. Spira’s game is Ghost Recon. It’s where I take over South American governments through covert operations and payoffs. I can also control elections and bust union formation. In Minecraft you just build stairs… I guess some people might enjoy building stairs, but regardless, the graphics are for 3-year-olds, which is perfect for Daniel. Those things aren’t zombies either, they’re more like insurance salesmen.
Have you guys heard about this new startup company that makes high-end windshield wipers for space shuttles?? Whoa! I’m telling you, it’s all polymers and ball bearings nowadays. Hey, don’t bother looking them up either, that’s an NMA account!
Sincerely,
Spira