Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Tom Spira is called Logic. Read more →
Author: Spira's Personal Assistant
From: P.Geezy
I knew him when he had hair , he was nicer then. Read more →
Friday-night duo! Who will win!?
Did you know they made this show about Spira’s life?
Spira Knows Basketball
Spira back when he won the state championship!
From: Jeff
So, let’s say we’re in court and… Read more →
Look…maybe Spira doesn’t eat at Ivy or live on Hollywood Blvd….but he knows that the industry fails without his input…
From: Monica
Tom Spira may be better than me but he also owes me an apology. So I think we’re even. Read more →
Punk!
From: Raymond Speare
“I, Raymond Leonard Speare (Sugar Ray Speare), do declare to be better than Tom Spira. My radiant white hair is the source of my power over Spira. I have two American Bald Eagles who are trained to gouge the eyes of commies. Also, basements are terrible (except for bunkers), as is Miller High Life.” Read more →
From: Alex
“It seems Spira and Rebecca Black have a special connection with Friday.. The website says nothing about this… perhaps it needs an update!” Read more →
Who is Tom Spira?
You may be asking yourself, “who is this amazingly worldly and handsome gentlemen everyone is talking about?”. Tom Spira is more than that… He’s the epitome of human existence. Today, he may be taking a break from his time as a secret agent, but trust us when we say — Spira is more than meets the eye. Read more →
Spira’s Gallery of Greatness…
Tom Spira has seen a lot in his life. This is just a small sampling of his distant and varied travels. Leave a comment and he will try to get back to you in-between fighting lions and piloting submarines. Each time Spira goes on another world adventure, his personal photographer and assistant documents the journey and places it hear for the world to appreciate. Enjoy the gallery!
Not just a hat rack!
Spira’s Basement
Don’t forget to drop by Spira’s basement Friday night. The Miller High-Life will be flowing and the Drop Cloths will be jamming. Read more →
You kids and your organic wifi!
Aside
Look over there, that’s him, leaning on the jukebox… Tom Spira. I know it’s him because they say he always wears that Def Leppard t-shirt and leather jacket. All the local kids think it’s cool to smoke cigarettes and listen to that hard rock music because of Spira. He’s up to no good I tell you…