Tom Spira does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. The word “loozer” is awaiting print on the next edition. Read more →
Category: Comments
From: Mike M
Just a warning about Spira… There isn’t an Active Directory he won’t get all up inside. You’ll be hesitant at first but you know you’ll want to let him in. When you do, he will go to town in ways you wouldn’t have imagined and leave you wondering why you waited so long… grateful for the skill he brings. Careful… Read more →
From: Sofia
I appreciate Spira for our common Love of Sting & 80’s music 😉 A few of my fav Spiraisms are: “When Spira is unhappy, he is not unhappy ALONE!”, “I play Chess, not Checkers” and the fact that he breaks out with “Save it for Later” melody out of the blue at least once a day. Read more →
From: Erik
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Tom Spira is called Logic. Read more →
From: P.Geezy
I knew him when he had hair , he was nicer then. Read more →
From: Jeff
So, let’s say we’re in court and… Read more →
From: Monica
Tom Spira may be better than me but he also owes me an apology. So I think we’re even. Read more →
From: Raymond Speare
“I, Raymond Leonard Speare (Sugar Ray Speare), do declare to be better than Tom Spira. My radiant white hair is the source of my power over Spira. I have two American Bald Eagles who are trained to gouge the eyes of commies. Also, basements are terrible (except for bunkers), as is Miller High Life.” Read more →
From: Alex
“It seems Spira and Rebecca Black have a special connection with Friday.. The website says nothing about this… perhaps it needs an update!” Read more →