Look…maybe Spira doesn’t eat at Ivy or live on Hollywood Blvd….but he knows that the industry fails without his input…
Overheard at the Local Grocery Store
“Hey mom, Tom Spira said that if i put Drano into my Ovaltine chocolate milk, that it would make me grow up healthy and strong! Can I have some?” Read more →
Don’t try to Spotify Spira…
From: Monica
Tom Spira may be better than me but he also owes me an apology. So I think we’re even. Read more →
Punk!
From: Raymond Speare
“I, Raymond Leonard Speare (Sugar Ray Speare), do declare to be better than Tom Spira. My radiant white hair is the source of my power over Spira. I have two American Bald Eagles who are trained to gouge the eyes of commies. Also, basements are terrible (except for bunkers), as is Miller High Life.” Read more →
From: Alex
“It seems Spira and Rebecca Black have a special connection with Friday.. The website says nothing about this… perhaps it needs an update!” Read more →
Who is Tom Spira?
You may be asking yourself, “who is this amazingly worldly and handsome gentlemen everyone is talking about?”. Tom Spira is more than that… He’s the epitome of human existence. Today, he may be taking a break from his time as a secret agent, but trust us when we say — Spira is more than meets the eye. Read more →
Spira’s Gallery of Greatness…
Tom Spira has seen a lot in his life. This is just a small sampling of his distant and varied travels. Leave a comment and he will try to get back to you in-between fighting lions and piloting submarines. Each time Spira goes on another world adventure, his personal photographer and assistant documents the journey and places it hear for the world to appreciate. Enjoy the gallery!
Not just a hat rack!
Spira’s Basement
Don’t forget to drop by Spira’s basement Friday night. The Miller High-Life will be flowing and the Drop Cloths will be jamming. Read more →
You kids and your organic wifi!
Aside
Look over there, that’s him, leaning on the jukebox… Tom Spira. I know it’s him because they say he always wears that Def Leppard t-shirt and leather jacket. All the local kids think it’s cool to smoke cigarettes and listen to that hard rock music because of Spira. He’s up to no good I tell you…